Idan ya fitar da babban zakarinsa akan kowane laifi ya cusa cikin kuyanga, ina mamakin ko nawa yake biya mata? Ko kuma a irin wadannan ranaku, mu kira ranakun dubawa, shin albashin ya bambanta? Duk da haka, wanene zai yi tsayayya da irin wannan kyakkyawa, wanda ya zama babban gwani ba kawai a tsaftacewa ba, har ma a cikin gado. Da irin wannan baiwa za ta sami aiki a wani yanki - da makamai daga hannunsu!
Zan yi wasa da irin wannan baƙar fata, kuma. Jama'a suna mata, kuma tana son shi. Maniyyi abinci ne gare ta - maimakon kefir, tana shayar da maza a lokaci guda. Shit, ita mai shayarwa ce. Ya tafi aiki kamar hutu. Ta zo aiki, ta yi bulala, tana lumshe baki, tana ta gulma tana murmushi. Ita ce masoyi na gaske! Tana rayuwa kamar gimbiya a cikin tatsuniya!
Ina son shi!